Chinese Proverbs

1) FUNNY:

Tian bu pa,Di bu pa, jiu pa yangguizi shuo zhonguohua
( I am not afraid of the heaven, I am not afraid of the hell,
I am just afraid of the foreign devils speaking chinese)

here foreigns is literaly:
"foreign devils"

2) SERIOUS:
Zi qi qi ren
( self cheat cheat people )
If you cheat yourself, It's like cheat other people

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